Literature
Fat Sandy, buff Pearl
A birthday fanfic for j-s-fantasia.
Krusty Krab
It's a busy day and there are plenty of costumers.
Spongebob: Isn't this Great, Squidward?
Squidward: If by "great" you mean "incredibly lame" then yes.
Spongebob: (Laughs) C'mon Squid ol' pal, lighten up. Business is booming today.
Mr. Krabs (Coming out of his office): That's right Mr. Squidward. And besides, Plankton hasn't been around lately to try to steal the secret formula. Maybe he's finally given up. (Laughs, then gets serious) Now get back to work, I'm not payin' ye to stand around.
Spongebob: Aye aye, sir!
Squidward: (sigh) Whatever.
But Mr. Krabs was wrong, Plankton hasn't gi